Friday, April 16, 2010

Scallions Away.

I don't know how many time I'm going to do this before I figure it out... Do NOT chop onions and then wipe your eye before washing your hands. Not good.

10 comments:

Brooke said...

I know EB has a better story. Heh.

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MathewK said...

Sorry, but i had to laugh at that one, i've done that on the odd occasion, but not since that.

What i find useful as well is as you're cutting onions, look away and take a big deep breath. Then as you're cutting, slowly blow towards it, i find it keeps the vapors away from your eyes. Rinsing the onion as you cut helps too.

Or for the not-so technologically challenged, unlike me, put a fan on.

You can see i've put a lot of thought into this, lessons learned. :)

Anonymous said...

Could be worse, you could be using Jalapenos!

cube said...

Better an onion that a jalopeno or a habanero pepper.

Unknown said...

Note to self: Just as bad to pee without washing your hands after chopping onions. True story.

Unknown said...

Sweetheart...
I'd loooove to see
you in Seventh-Heaven...
yet, first you must git ready:

'We cannot be neutral in our lifelong demise precisely because Jesus WILL NOT be neutral at our General Judgement' -blessed holy socks
What we do in our finite lifetimes
has eternal consequences.

Howd'ya literally N figuratively WISEABOVE?? Pray the Stations. Go to Mass at least Sunday. Lissen, lissen, lissen. Pray the Rosary to kick-Satan's-ass. Carry your cross - literally and/or figuratively. Goto the Adoration Chapel located inside every Catholic choirch. Pray, pray, pray. Offer your whole day N night to the Trinity. Read your Bible. Love God alone. Love everyone else. Put their lives ahead of your own. DO IT! We dont have long before our LastPage. And find-out what RCIA means and join.

Withe filthy, whorizontal piss-ants which swiftly crawl like lemmings to their scorecard destruction seeing who can git a lowest place in Hellfire, dont you think your lifetime is EXTREMELY vital to the planet? Thus, to love the lives of others is to love your own: spread the Gospel of Jesus.

trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.

Unknown said...

Sweetheart...
I'd loooove to see
you in Seventh-Heaven...
yet, first you must git ready:

'We cannot be neutral in our lifelong demise precisely because Jesus WILL NOT be neutral at our General Judgement' -blessed holy socks
What we do in our finite lifetimes
has eternal consequences.

Howd'ya literally N figuratively WISEABOVE?? Pray the Stations. Go to Mass at least Sunday. Lissen, lissen, lissen. Pray the Rosary to kick-Satan's-ass. Carry your cross - literally and/or figuratively. Goto the Adoration Chapel located inside every Catholic choirch. Pray, pray, pray. Offer your whole day N night to the Trinity. Read your Bible. Love God alone. Love everyone else. Put their lives ahead of your own. DO IT! We dont have long before our LastPage. And find-out what RCIA means and join.

Withe filthy, whorizontal piss-ants which swiftly crawl like lemmings to their scorecard destruction seeing who can git a lowest place in Hellfire, dont you think your lifetime is EXTREMELY vital to the planet? Thus, to love the lives of others is to love your own: spread the Gospel of Jesus.

trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.

Always On Watch said...

Brooke passed away from liver failure around Christmas Day 2020. So young!